These Anti-Theft Signs Will Steal All Your Smiles For The Day

Shoplifters Aren’t Walking Out Of This Situation

First off, “prospective shoplifters” sounds like they’re trying to recruit people to steal from their store. If the CCTV system they claim to have hooked up doesn’t stop shoplifters, maybe the promise that they’ll need a cane for at least six months will do the job.

Convince Shoplifters Not To Steal
We appreciate the upsell. But what’s to stop the shoplifters from also trying to just steal the walking sticks, you know, just in case they get caught?

These Anti-Theft Signs Will Steal All Your Laughter For The Day

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