These Anti-Theft Signs Will Steal All Your Smiles For The Day

Dexter Would Be Proud Until He Came For The Store Owner

We really hope customers thinking of shoplifting actually took the time to read this entire note. We also have to appreciate the cultural reference made by the shop owner.

Dexter Humor
Is it weird that the shrinkwrap part of this notice freaked us out more than the suggested Dexter-related part of this note? The moral of the story is that you should never steal because you might just send a business owner over the edge these days.

These Anti-Theft Signs Will Steal All Your Laughter For The Day

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